s-xy man-eating hunk of female s-xy gorgeousness. her best friend hannah also is a s-xy man-eating hunk of female s-xy gorgeousness. they are often found together smoking lots of green and acting like happy elves. hannahs boyfriend john has many long hours suffering hannah and lozi’s happy rainbow play times and has to put up with both of them giggling and m-ssaging each other. do not approach when stoned as they will probably want to see all your weird moles and brightly coloured objects.
lozi: hannah what is the meaning of life god creation aliens jesus cheese banana gods friend bob and gr-sshoppers.
hannah: well lozi ….. lets have a spliff…
(five minutes later)
hannah: well lozi does that answer your question…..???
lozi: well hannah….lets have a spliff

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