LTP
“learn to play”, mostly used by elitist pr-cks in games when new players ask questions. “n00bs” brother.
player1: hey how do i jump
player2: ltp
lost the plot: when you loose the plot; go crazy; go insane; no longer no know what you’re standing for.
he’s gone crazy/insane!
he’s lost the plot!
he’s ltp!
little tiny p-ck-r
a small and harmless p-n-s
man you got an ltp, can bearly see it.
an acronym for “lay the pipe”. slang for s-xual intercourse.
that girl is hot, i’d love to ltp with her.
likes to party. a group of extraordinary men dedicated to party time. lifes never wasted when you are.
“dude did you hear? ltp is coming to our party”
“yeah i ltp”
to lay the p–p short and simple
idk about you but im gonna go ltp.
in golf terms it means late tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a compet-tion because u might have something important to do early in the morning, can’t get up early very well!! etc
person1: hey theres a compet-tion next week have u put ur name down to play in it
person2: ye but ive put ltp at the end because im not very good at gettin up
person1: lazy b-st-rd!!
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