Luck of a Turtle
when someone/something is having very bad luck. as turtles have little to no luck because they are slow and if they end up on their back they cannot get up.
a soccer team keeps getting shots on goal, but just cannot get the ball in.
max states: g-d! we have the luck of a turtle right now!
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