Ludi
a man with a enormously large p-n-s, considered sometimes to be one of the natural wonders of the modern world
ludi can take a cheetah and turn it into a giraffe
the coolest cat in the room; a guy who makes all the women go whooo whooo; straight cash homey
that kid over there got all those girls, he must be one mad ludi.
a v-g-n-, particularly a jig’s.
the jig’s ludi is quite lovely today.
i love to kiss the jig’s ludi in the spring time.
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