Lululemon mom
a speed walking, yoga slaying, pto president elitisit. the type of women to ask the waiter for a better table, twice. she’s a real nice milf to have on your good side, but cross her child and her perfectly manicured toes and tori burch sandal is going straight up your b-tt hole
“yo kevin wanna finish our project tonight? ”
“no man, i’ve got a lululemon mom. she’ll do it for me”
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