lumber gay
n: a gay man who looks like he should be a lumber jack; known for facial hair, wearing flannel, and being muscular, but softer around the midsection; highly s-xually aggressive, favors orgies, fisting, and body hair, but not growling like bears do
jack: “look over there! is that a bear or a lumber gay?”
john: “oh he’s definitely a lumber gay. look at the size of his arms! and i think that’s an ax over his shoulder.”
jack: “actually, i just think it’s just a big d-ld-.”
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