noun. – to create a log of feces, either by natural excretion or compounding several smaller pieces, freeze said log, and use for personal -n-l stimulation. preferable after ingestion of large amounts of corn.
man, it was freakin sick! i came back to school after the break and caught my roomate giving himself a lumbermill right there in the kitchen!
- rotten moose cabbage
one who smells of rotting moosey cabbageness. my god kevin smells like rotten moose cabbage.
- lumber on the front porch
large br–sts. sometimes unexpectedly so, or enhanced beyond what might have come with the original package. (man upon spotting the full-breasted woman riding her bicycle past the window where he is dining with friends) “that one’s got some serious lumber on the front porch.”
- Point Grab
the practice of asking for points back on an -ssignment or test, usually because of incorrect grading or an arguable question, but sometimes just because the student needs a higher grade (most often practiced by asians and ap chemistry students). often results in teacher frustration or random comments. (acid-base test recap in ap chemistry) chem […]
- cum drenched
the state of being covered in man juice! drenched in c-m!! your mum was c-m drenched after i spaffed all over her face last night.
an ultra-egomaniac, in “most” cases those with a small d-ck trying to buy something they don’t have any control over.. mr. manhattan’s new sports car makes him a major ejaculist.