lumpjumping
when a woman is on her period and needs to shower, after removing her tampon she will need to partake in the act of ‘lumpjumping’. avoiding any clots of blood from her v-g-n- as they fall out whilst showering.
i’m having the heaviest period at the moment, i had a shower the other day and was lumpjumping for about 10 minutes!
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