Rusty Tool
a rusty tool is a person of the tool variety that has obviously been a tool for a very long time. this is different than a tool that is very new to the tool genre of f-ggotry. a rusty tool has been a total douchebag for years, and is on the fast track to nowhere. well, nowhere except for even more tool-like qualities. they don’t age gracefully, kids. don’t try to be a tool for fun, not even for halloween.
guy #1: dude that guy is such a f-ggotron.
guy#2: nah, dude, he’s a tool, he’s wearing ed hardy.
guy #1: psh, dude, he’s a f-cking rusty tool. look how much hair gel build-up he’s got going on. only a tool of great age could have that much funk.
also, a good example of a rusty tool is any guy off of the popular mtv show, jersey sh-r-.
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