lumpy barney
the physically impossible act of defacating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the chezz rosterfield……although impossible, this act must be labeled
disclaimer…..urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantanious combustion that shall occur during execution of the lumpy barney
after three days of living in the desert without water and a healthy diet of prunes, craig produced a cl-ssic lumpy barney
when you spread your toast with sm-gm-, and eat it without fail
this morning i had a lumpy barney n’ mash
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