LWD

1) little white dress – a tiny garment that either scares your boyfriend, or makes him want to f-ck you.

2) little white dog – a yappy animal that either scares your boyfriend, or makes him want to kick it.
1)girl: i wonder if my boyfriend thinks i look hot in this lwd? he doesn’t compliment me enough…

girl’s boyfriend: i wonder if she’s trying to send me a subliminal message with that white dress? makes me want to f-ck her, though.

2) yap! yap! yap! yappity yap!

boyfriend: i want to take my girlfriend’s lwd outside and punt it.
lying while democrat lwd:

the state of lying being an impeachable offense, if, and only if, the liar is a member of the democratic party, as determined by the imperial terrorpublicans. dire economic matters and -grave- matters of national security affecting the taxpaying, soldier-burying public are not applicable under this designation; further, awol shirkers, drunks, cocaine addicts and their previous arrest records are exempt. lying while democratic lwd applies uniquely to the impeachable offense of non-public concerns between two consenting adults.
george w. bush’s 300-plus doc-mented lies aided by rumsfeld, rice, cheney, and gonzales as the basis for the run-up to war and as the reason for the subsequent hundreds of billions of dollars in appropriations awarded noncompet-tively to proven price-gouging profiteers and mercenaries accountable to no one are not impeachable offenses, but bill clinton’s lie was?
q: why? a: lwd.