involuntary and effortlessly quoting or singing(and often dancing to) lyrics directly related to key words, phrases, and gestures during conversations and discussions. stantonian genetics are the main cause of this distressing mutation, alongside being subjected to prolonged am/fm sittings through childhood, and symptoms such as large thighs, excessive pikey-ness and inability to stop talking are not uncommon.
kay: watched ‘the a team’ last night.. was a good film to be fair.
jade: “and theyyy sayyy, she’s in the cl-ss aaaaa teammm.. stuck in her dayyyydreamm” shizzle, there goes my lyrical tourettes again!
aunty det: oooh, i’d love a pair of those furry ugg boots!
nico: “apple bottom jeanssss.. bootsss with tha furrrrrr! and the whole club was lookin at herrrrrr” d-mn you, lyrical tourettes!
40oz. malt liquors the brothers can be seen porchin with they 4tays!
- lady trap
a skill or item that is used to draw in the females for the prescribed mating ritual. hey look at justin and paul playing guitar, they may as well be settting a lady trap.
activities conducted exclusively by lads ladtivities my consist of: wading, drinking, ladball, and fighting, amongst other things. hey lads, wana go do some ‘ladtivities’ today?
- 4 teh lulz
when your actions are solely “for the laughs,” or just for fun/jokes. only spoken by the l33t /b/tards. alex: why’d you blow up the twin towers, mr. bin laden? osama: did it 4 teh lulz
- lamp hanging
it’s when a women or man hangs themself with the cord of a lamp while climaxing. i saw my mom “lamp hanging”