MABIM
middle aged bald indian man.
a species thriving in it departments of most global companies. generally speaks very good english with a strong accent, fixes your computer issues like magic and eats home-cooked naan with chicken tikka for lunch at office desk.
1. “that mabim fixed my software bug in two seconds, isnt he a genius?”
2. bhavesh bhelpandi: hi, this is bob, how may i -ssist you?
james: i was looking for bhavesh bhelpandi to talk about a problem with my computer.
bhavesh bhelpandi: oh, i like to be called bob.
james: eh? -confused-
bhavesh bhelpandi: well, we mabims generally change our names proudly to suit the tongue of westerners.
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