Mac Blanchard
mac blanchard is a baby-faced hipster whom thinks he invented hats and usually has permanent bags under his eyes. a mac blanchard has chubby, chubby cheeks and likes tight pants that don’t fit his black qurl booty. mac blanchard can be an inconsiderate jerk. he likes yu-gi-oh and often faps to his favorite cards. mac blanchard likes peepee in his bunghole, jsyk.
becky: did you see mac blanchard?!
ashley: oh mah gawd becky, yeah, gurl, his ears were f-ckin’ huge.
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