MAC Tools
an apple computer enthusiast who tries to convince other people that macs are better and that they should buy them. mactools are know to quote directly from commercials or from the apple website.
paul is such a mactool, all he does is sit at his computer and makes movies of his cat.
best brand of mechanics tools available for the money. more costly than store bought brands, but still has compet-tive pricing compared to other tool trucks companies.
“don’t buy snap-on, just get mac tools because they have the same quality for 2/3 of the price.”
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