Macalester College

macalester college (pr-nounced mu-cal-est-er; nickname mac) is a liberal arts college located in saint paul, mn.

though the college itself may be small, the student population consists of 50% chinese students, 50% international students and about 125% hipsters.

students often pride themselves on their self-supposed intellectual superiority, though science has yet to verify such notions. the open-mindedness of macalester students often extends only to their own personal beliefs–objections outside the realm of “open-mindedness” are considered complete bigotry and said individuals are deemed worse than hitler. yes, tolerance is definitely in fool bloom at macalester.

the college is predominantly liberal with a healthy dose of socialists and communists. conservative view is held to a bare minimum, do to financial restraints, as well as local saint paul legislation prohibiting such actions.

recently, macalester has extended a hand to less-representative groups on campus. to encourage beneficial diversity on campus, macalester has recently placed attractive women on affirmative action groups.
dude: my professors at macalester college totally opened my mind.

bro: yeah, dude, like what?

dude: (lose paraphrasing of the communist manifesto)

bro: is it being open-minded if you just form your mind to someone else’s ideas?

dude: you’re just not open-minded. you’re worse than hitler.