machead
pr-nounced mak-hed
n. a slang term for a person who regularly uses and is somewhat obsessed with apple computers; or macs.
if you have one or more apple computers in your home and use them regularly, you are probably a machead.
somebody obsessed with macintosh computers and all things related to apple.
wow, what a total mac head! does he really need that many iaccessories for his ilife to be complete?
a true apple/mac user.
note: different from a mac fanboy/girl who buys apple products like a sheep. macheads don’t even acknowledge intel based macs, and pray for the day apple moves back the the superior ppc architecture or introduces an arm based mac.
apple fan boys/girls make us true apple fans, the macheads look bad.
noun
slang term for a person who soups up or customizes apple computers.
that machead made my old desktop wok as fast as a new machine.
the machead maxed out the ram on my mac.
a dirogitary term used as a way to insult poor computer and poor programming skills skills, silly youtube videos and a h-m-s-xual tone of voice.
the power b-tton terns the computer you machead
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