Macy’s One Day Sale.
definition 1: an above average looking male/female percieved as a 9 or 10, who couples up with a below average looking male/female, percieved as a 4 or a 5.
definition 2: an -n-logy to explain how an unattractive person couples up with an attractive person. the unattractive person usually “shops” and “buys” his/her boyfriend/girlfriend at walmart, but happens to get lucky and hit the macy’s one day sale.
mark: wow,,,,how did fat amy hook up with johnny football?
kim: i have no idea.
mark and kim (in unison): “macy’s one day sale.”
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