Mad Cocker


the name given to a man who carried out a series of attacks in sheffield, england in the summer of 1988. these attacks involved him going door to door in residential areas throughout the city with a male chicken hidden discretely under his coat. upon finding an unlocked door, he would forcefully thrust the “mad c-ck” on his victims on the other side of the door. such attacks were marked with a card thrown into the fray with the words inscribed: “you’ve been c-cked by the mad c-cker”.
after my aunt was c-cked by the mad c-cker, she had to spend 6 weeks in nuthouse receiving daily electroshock therapy. she’s still never fully recovered.

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