Mad Friday
the last friday before christmas.
should christmas perchance fall on a sat-rday, then mad friday will fall precisely one week before christmas eve.
urban tradition dictates that the erstwhile person will inbible copious amounts of alcohol and fornicate (preferably in pub / nightclub toilets).
mad friday has, by leeds city council, in a futile attempt to attain political correctness, been renamed feel good friday.
footnote: also known as ‘black friday’ in the barbarian lands of scotland.
1st person: if i may trouble you, sir, may i kindly enquire as to whether you will be attending the organ recital this friday before chrstmas?
rudeboy: what gwan there gangsta? ’tis mad friday! me gonna be wi me red stripe and r-ssing some gyal in da toilets! b-mbaclaat!
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the last friday before christmas. everyone typically finishes work early, goes out and gets completely plastered. roll on the 21st!
keith: “you out tonight, mate?”
mark: “why would i be?”
keith: “it’s mad friday!! lets get, lets get, lets get f-ckin’ mental!”
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