Madam’s apple


noun. a pun on “adam’s apple,” it refers to the large bulge on the trachea when it occurs on a woman. (note: this may be the sign of a male-to-female transvest-te or transs-xual, or may simply be the luck of genetics).
“holy cr-p! look at that madam’s apple on ann coulter!”
the woman’s version of an adam’s apple.
becky: why don’t girls have an adams apple?

susan: we do, its called an madams apple!
the large thyroid nodule visible on the neck of middle aged woman
she had biopsy of her “madam’s apple”
when a girl has a deep voice and you think she has a adam’s apple
d-mn did you hear that girl sounds like she has a madams apple
when a man dresses like a woman very well, but there is just something not right… the adam’s apple is clearly visible.
guy 1: “that chick is soo hot, i’m gonna buy her a drink!”

guy 2: “dude… that chick has a madam’s apple.. yeah… that’s a guy….”

guy 1: ” oh! good save!!!”

guy 1 and guy 2: high five!
transgender throat condition indication that the woman was really a man
she had a high voice but you could see his huge “madam’s apple” on her throat
a pr-nounced laryngeal prominence on an otherwise convincing transvest-te or cross-dresser.
missy b truly looked like a woman in her new show outfit, but her madam’s apple was a dead give away

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