madcrabs


main entry: 1mad
function: adjective
etymology: middle english meddcrabbe, maddcrabba, from old english gemaed, past participle of (-ssumed) gemaedan to maddcrabben, from gemad many, madcrab; akin to old high german gimeitkrebbiz much, a lot
date: before 12th century

1. numerous chiefly marine broadly built decapod crustaceans.
wow. madcrabs.
when u have really bad crabs cuz yous a hoe. i said that yous a hoe.
man that tramp gina from around the way got some mad crabs.
little f-ggot who doesnt know his place outside of a san fransican f-g train.
man, i think i just saw madcrabs laying in a ditch bleeding out of his -n-s and nostrils. those san fran f-gs must’ve owned his -ss.

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