maddenfluenza
when someone appears to lose their godd-mn lives to madden…some symptoms include
dreaming about tom brady in bed with you,
beating your friends up because they cant run the ball,
trying to start a movement to make madden cards real to allow real life cheat codes
and last but not least, 1000 out of 1000 gamerscore in the xbox 360 version of it…
dude billy is like so obsessed with madden i think he has a case of maddenfluenza…i heard zack selwyn from g4 can help treat that condition
yo man my maddenfluenze has me dreaming about groping tom brady!!! s-xy right?
haha you only average 1.2 yards a carry with ladanian tomlinson! now ima give you an alabama att-tude lesson
you know if madden cards were real id be able to but a stephen gostkowski card and kick a ball from my house to the gas station 6 blocks away!!! make them real!
guy: hahahaha little noob i have a 1005 gamerscore stupid noob you have like 500
other guy: ya because you suck at every other game and play madden for easy achievements…face me in gears of war or call of duty 4 and you will die
guy: shut up randy moss pwns!
when someone appears to lose their godd-mn lives to madden…some symptoms include
dreaming about tom brady in bed with you,
beating your friends up because they cant run the ball,
trying to start a movement to make madden cards real to allow real life cheat codes
and last but not least, 1000 out of 1000 gamerscore in the xbox 360 version of it…
dude billy is like so obsessed with madden i think he has a case of maddenfluenza…i heard zack selwyn from g4 can help treat that condition
yo man my maddenfluenze has me dreaming about groping tom brady!!! s-xy right?
haha you only average 1.2 yards a carry with ladanian tomlinson! now ima give you an alabama att-tude lesson
you know if madden cards were real id be able to but a stephen gostkowski card and kick a ball from my house to the gas station 6 blocks away!!! make them real!
guy: hahahaha little noob i have a 1005 gamerscore stupid noob you have like 500
other guy: ya because you suck at every other game and play madden for easy achievements…face me in gears of war or call of duty 4 and you will die
guy: shut up randy moss pwns!
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