Madrox Enigma
a philosophy of nerd thought experiment in which the subject is asked the following:
if you had the powers of jamie madrox, a.k.a. multiple man, would you f-ck yourself? subquestion: would it be gay or masturbating?
the only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
1. i thought i really had something with sarah but she totally failed the madrox enigma.
2. “did you get the job?”
“d-mn skippy. i knew once they asked me to address the madrox enigma i was golden.”
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