magna cum latte
an expert on all the many variations of great, fresh coffee especially of the organic type.
first dude: wow, that beautiful blonde hottie over there just gave me a fantastic recommendation for an organic coffee from costa rica.
second dude: oh you mean alexa….yeah, she graduated magna c-m latte recently from the uc- boulder!
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