Magdalena
mag-duh-lay-nuh – (noun). origin: magnanimus pius (polish, meaning “thieving magpie”).
1. a girl who either steals your heart away like a thieving magpie would a shiny object or who resembles the small black-and-white bird in appearance.
2. often used to describe the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen. can also be used to describe the most beautiful black-and-white bird you’ve ever seen.
3. “rare beauty”… in bird-watchers’ terms.
synonyms: magpie, pie, foxy-lady, stone-fox
“why are you drooling?” “i’ve just seen a magdalena.”
5 more definitions
is a girl who is sophisticated, gorgeous and down to earth. a magdalena is a person who is a modern hippie, loves the beach and hitting bongs. you can find her dancing in the rain.
“wow did you see that sunset!?”
“yeah thats a magdalena.”
she is the one thing that everyone always misses no matter what. she can be a crazy rapest and a stalker at times but you know you will want it. a magdalena is by most the more beautiful one in the group, enjoys fivesomes, and is the last one to leave. doing the dew isn’t her thing but the c-ke way of the c-ming and the burst of bubbles is her favourite.
dude….i want a magdalena to rape me like she thinks im f-cking c-ke.
a very crazy and clumsy person who acts like a five year old but is much older… around their fifteens….
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a small, hairless, flightless bird, commonly known as a ‘squab’. this creature is a popular dish in various parts of somalia. it is well known for its overly delicious and succulent br–sts. magdalena, translated from somalian to english gives a definition of a l-b–, which gives an outlook of the femininity of this tiny creature.
boy: “holy cr-p, look at that disgusting creature! it looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp!”
byp-sser: “oh, that thing! thats a magdalena!”
any girl (though usually eurotrash) whose picture is posted to a discussion board or usenet group etc. who the poster finds to be highly attractive but whose beauty the general populace finds questionable at best; most commonly followed by the phrase “its polish girl”
“dude, found this girl’s mysp-ce. moar?”
“f-ck off! that’s magdalena – its polish girl.”
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