magic shit
to excrete without leaving a trace in your -n-l area; continuing to wipe but failing to find any traces of sh-t. believed to occur when a t-rd is released at a rate of knots. the most economic and fulfilling sh-ts ever.
varients: ghost sh-t, phantom sh-t.
“i just had a magic sh-t”
“what’s a magic sh-t?”
“i didn’t have to wipe, it came out so fast!”.
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