Magic Underwear (Mormon Garments)


magic underwear (mormon garments) are a two piece set of underwear, similar to a t-shirt and short long johns.
they are usually white and the magic comes from masonic symbols embroidered onto the chest, navel and knee area.

the symbols all come from freemasonry, and represent a masonic set square, masonic comp-sses and masonic level.

mormonism is a deeply patriarchal, misogynistic religion and this is well demonstrated by the female magic underwear – women are expected to wear a bra over the top of their magic underwear. some women will wear a s-xy, lacy, coloured bra over the top of their p-ssion-killing white garments.

mormons like to downplay the ‘magic’ nature of their underwear and talk about “reminders of sacred ordinances”, etc… however, every mormon will have heard fellow mormons talk in hushed tones about how their underwear has saved them from fire, cuts, gunshot wounds and animal bites. this is why everyone refers to them as magic. and it is plainly ridiculous for mormons to deny the magical apsect
mormon general authority, paul h dunn often told how his magic underwear (mormon garments) protected his body from a hail of machine gun bullets in ww2
ann’s husband l-stily watched as she stripped off. but, as she got down to her p-ssion killer magic underwear (mormon garments), he turned over and exclaimed “i dont think we’ll bother tonight”
garments are clothing that mormons (better stated as members of the church of jesus christ of latter day saints, or lds) wear to remind them of who they are. just as a clergy would wear robes, mormons believe garments are sacred and used to remind them of the commitments they have to their father in heaven. instead of being an outward expression, as a clergy robe, it is an inward expression of their commitment. they don’t believe it gives them magic powers, or wards off evil spirits. garments, to mormons, have a deep meaning of their personal commitment to g-d and their commitment to follow christ.
to understand more about “magic underwear”, or garments, and other mormon beliefs go to www.mormon.org, chat with live people that can truthfully and clearly answer your questions, any question, and they will answer you.

magic underwear (mormon garments)
the most poorly kept secret from the mormon secret temple ceremonies (derived from masonic ceremonies)

magic underwear (mormon garments) are a two piece set – like a t shirt and long shorts

this current design is the garment of choice for most mormons.

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