magne


synonymous with s-xy beast, and sensible lover. a person named magne is most often found in company with hot mums, and their huge equipment is perfect for banging milfs.

magne has the strenght of a bull and endurance of a well trained ethiopian. skills which come in handy for the stuff he does atleast two times a day.

everyone named magne has killed atleast one bear with his bare hands and lives off the nature.
magne is a name most popular in the 1930’s becaus there were more worthy and hardcore people back in the day. today only a few people are worthy of the old legendary name.
“magne was with my mom yesterday. no need to say what happened.”
“i wish i could be like magne!”
“i wish i could have magne!”
a norwegian term for:
– getting too drunk, pinching girls -sses, spending all your cash etc
– having a very bad headache the day after a party, and puking all over the toilet
1. oh my god, im so embarrased, i pulled a magne at the disco yesterday!
2. im sorry i couldnt make it, was at a party on sat-rday, and ive been too magne ever since
1. noun, what one calls his or her friend (usually male), in an informal conversation. variation on man/mang.
rhymes with: champagne

2. interjection, used to acknowledge another’s presence when unsure of his/her name.
1. billy: my dome piece hurts from all the hyphy music.
juan: d-mn, magne. that’s a shame.

2. geoffrey: hey, jesus! i haven’t seen you in soooo long!
jesus: hey, magne, i don’t even know you.

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