magnet ass



the phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cl-ster near you and nowhere else.
why are all these people crowding me out? what am i,a magnet -ss?
the tendancy of one’s -ss being drawn to sitting down rather than doing the work that one’s suposed to be doing.
“look at the magnet -ss sitting down again!”

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