Maintenance Texts
sending text messages to those people you’d like to date “someday” or “eventually” to remind them that you exist. it’s a low effort way to maintain a connection without having to really commit to anything serious.
q: “have you heard from that guy you met in that bar last week?”
a: “yeah, he’s sent me a few maintenance texts tonight, asking where we were but not wanting to meet up. lame!”
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