Maj


when a person/persons cannot be bothered doing something.
” maj doing homework tonight ”
” maj goin to school tomorrow ”
” maj living ”
maj. is a synonym to a lot.
guy 1: dood, maj english, i can’t go tonight.
guy 2: sucks man.

guy 1: my gf broke up with me last night.
guy 2: sucks maj b-lls dude
swedish for corn, also swedish for a super hot, female, lumberjack.
“hej i’m majs”
“phwoar i bet she looks good in a diaper!”
slang for major cow, used when someone is acting in a rude or b-tchy way.
person 1: i hate you

person 2: you’re such a maj
maj as a term for cbf: cant be f-cked
random: hey have you done your hw yet?
you: nah.. i maj doing it
random: o.. kk anyways
another term for mother, mum
iv gotta me my ma j at home blue u get me
slang for major as in university studies.
“im lookin to change mai maj.”
“only a b-tch would have a theatre maj.”
“yo wutcha maj?”
“barschool has the maj for you!” (it is commonly used in university advertis-m-nts to attract young hipsters)
“yo your maj sucks” (commonly used to diss others majors)

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