awesome person that is totally cool
majeed is so cool
a great guy who’s really cute. he is very good at playing soccer, and he has an awesome sense of humor. sometimes he can be kind of strange around friends, but when he’s around the girl of his dreams, he’s really sweet. usually majeed’s dream girl’s name starts with a j.
“hey! you are really pretty. you are my whole world and more!” -majeed talking to his dream girl.
the sudden suspension of attention to everything around you when an infant enters the room. i was with my friend at dinner the other night when a young couple with a newborn came into the restaurant and sat near us. i was just about to touch on the true meaning of life when she went […]
- Soup Waffle
a person who gets soup -ss from sitting on a lounge chair for to long, when he gets up his -ss looks like a waffle with soup all up on it cause it seeped through his boxers you better check your -ss cause it looks to me like you got the soup waffle when someone […]
a b-tthole that looks like puckered lips when someone just ate sour candy. “that cat has a sourmouth.” a sulky person. i cannot bear with sourmouths.
- Cock Lubber
1) taken from the phrase “land lubber,” often used by sailors and pirates in disney movies to describe genuine f4990ts. 2) one who loves the c-ck. 3) one who loves the c-ck with an undying p-ssion, so much that he would die rather than see the fall of the omnipotent c-ck. bwa ha ha ha […]
- Cock Randy
anything s-xual that is hot, sticky, or sweet. d-mn that was one c-ck randy experience last night.