majestic peen
a majestic peen is your p-n-s but its a more stupid and goofy way of saying it. it is a long p-n-s that amazes everyone and that your proud of. saying “majestic peen” instead of p-n-s sounds way better and hilarious and always brings a laugh to the people around you or them shaking their heads thinking that your a complete r-t-rd.
“would you like to see my majestic peen?”
“oh my god i heard emily has a majestic peen.”
” eww connor does not have a majestic peen.”
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