majuju
a cheap rip off of hajuju
oh, you’ll pay alright, katie
you’ll pay
oh what a feeling, hajuju!
who would buy a car that was called a ‘majuju’. pfft
this means war
pont and scream ‘majuju’ and watch everyone get confused. quite amusing.
me: ‘majuju!’ -said while pointing-
everone else: -turns around- ‘schto etta?’
fine. i resign as jr. secretary of majuju motor cars.
the action of pointing at absolutely nothing and screaming ‘majuju!’ and see how many people you confuse. quite amusing.
me: -pointing at absolutely nothing- majuju!
microwave: -truns round- what?
katies new car company. screw u hippy. oh vat a veeling… majuju! toyota stole that slogan and tha little jumy thing off us. i hope i dont get sued for that.
oh vat a veeling… majuju!
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