make mine a MESS!
comment to make after observing a relatively ‘statuesque’ human!
-indication you could “make sticky” really rapidly upon finding yourself in the ‘right’ circ-mstances with the person. (male or female!) -also; good t-shirt slogan, or b-mper sticker!
(you heard it here first!!)
jim observed the hard-bodied equestrian, stating: make mine a mess!
a body-builder at the gay bar had leon exclaiming, make mine a mess!
judy mistook a gay olympian for ‘straight’, stating; make mine a mess!
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