Male Curse
being born with an organ that controls our lives from the age of 13 onwards. from this time the male is cursed forever with erections, wetdreams, urges for -rg-sms, and getting caught masturbating.
once we feel that estatic feeling of the p-n-s ejaculating, our lives change forever. from that time on we think about it approximatly every 8 seconds,achieving it ever 2 days,and getting it anyway through a wetdream if you refrain from it.
a huge gift and curse for men.
13 year old boy: hey i wonder what this “jerking off” i’ve heard aboout feels like…
2 minutes later
omg that was so good!! well back to what i was gonna do- hmmm maybe one more time.
2 years later
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
grrroooaaannnn
2 years later
come on mary, lets take our relationship to the next level.
groan groan groan groan groan groan gasp gasp gasp yes yes yes yes ahhhhhh!!!!!
20 years later
i’m f-cking sick of it mary, we never have s-x anymore since the kids were born i want a divorce!
20 years later
sh-t i have aids!!!! well thats the male curse for you.
a situation which so any males experience. it’s where there seem to be so many single ladies interested in you while you have a girlfriend, then, once you’re single, they all suddenly disappear. some men consider this to be due to the confidence which taken men have, whereby they find it so much easier to talk to attractive women. on the other hand, some single men lose their confidence because they view all women as targets and suddenly find it so difficult to strike a conversation. the key here for single guys is to gain the confidence we all have when we have a girlfriend, and go for it!
little johnny: dude, i have the male curse. as soon as jane and i break up, all the chicks disappear.
big eric: i know mate, it sucks.
little johnny: tell me about it.
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