malicious farts
1. a fart that will research your history, stalk you, find where you live, break into your house and then commence to murder you, maliciously. 2. a fart with a creepy beard. 3. a fart that knows your social security and will pay your taxes, not on time!!! 4. or a stinky fart.
chad: ugh, i farted dude. uhhuhu
chet: uhuhuhhhuh duddde not cool that was malicious.
chad: chyeeahh duude, it has a beard.
chet: uhhwhaaa?
chad: chyeahhh. malicious farts. duuuuuude. ballin.
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