when you don’t hear correctly or you hear what you want to hear due to distraction or inability to actually stop and listen for once.
wife: “pick up the kids at 4:30.”
husband: an hour late because he picked the kids up at 5:30. he had his man ears on.
“it’s up in the cupboard!”
he looks and responds, “no, it’s not in the fridge!”
he has his man ears on.
- alex m*n*lus
b-mhole. don’t stretch my alex m-n-lus too much dad.
- gabriel manzo
a kid who has a small d-ck he’s a gabriel manzo
- animus cattus
the endearing binomial -ssigned to one’s feline companion. h-llo animus cattus… my sweet p–pcicle.
- manwell oglethorpe
vic nappa’s juicy midnight lover. father of junior varney. president of the baguette appreciation club. happy to scream ingles in spanish cl-ss.this man has true potential, and no, he’s not g-y, only for vic nappa. manwell oglethorpe is the pinnacle of good looks as well, he has the kiwi head of a godess with pride […]
- champ whistler
someone who spreads dog food on their genitals in order to attract the attentions of a family pet. i swear i could smell pedigree chum, i bet he’s a real champ whistler.