man ears

when you don’t hear correctly or you hear what you want to hear due to distraction or inability to actually stop and listen for once.
ex. 1
wife: “pick up the kids at 4:30.”
husband: an hour late because he picked the kids up at 5:30. he had his man ears on.


“it’s up in the cupboard!”

he looks and responds, “no, it’s not in the fridge!”

he has his man ears on.

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