Man Magic
the art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.
me: -fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscr-w-ng the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then scr-w-ng the cover back on-
wife: how did you do that??
me: man magic.
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