munich mong
munich is a city in europe that has a wonderful atmosphere, an interesting history and a p-ssion for football. mong is a terminology that is short for mongrel, which means dogs or hounds. it is never used in a positive manner.
munich mongs actually doesn’t refer to people from munich, but rather stereotypical asian badmen (sometimes from pakistan) who attempt to -ssert their dominance through football. they become nothing more than inconveniences to the far too busy civilian who just wants to pursue capitalist interests.
they also f-cking suck at football.
you see them over there. munich mongs, the lot of them.
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