man rain
-j-c-l-t-. falling s-m-n. the liquid excretion following male s-xual stimulation.
oh man, i flooded that stripper’s face with so much man rain, it damaged her wood flooring. if you like p-n-s coladas, and getting caught in man rain… p-n-s colada j-z fizz load baby batter throat yogurt
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