manbearhaunt


a woman whom the term haunt describes not her truly beastly existence. normal genetic make up is half man half bear haunt. unlike haunts, a man bear haunt is easily spotted and identified, even when absolutely off your t-ts.
did you see that haunt kieran scored last night?? man she was truly horrific, i would have shot out my knee caps before going near her. cl-ssic half man half bearhaunt specimen. hes mad for manbearhaunts

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