manchip
a person who is extremely uncapable of processing thoughts into words that actually make sense; a special person; someone without logic; stupid
the student in my english cl-ss is such a manchip for getting a 39 on that quiz
a coin like currency used by men to buy freedom from their significant other. 3 are issued upon marriage and once presented to the wife from “the man” all arguments cease immedietly and the man auto-wins his case.
man: honey, gene and randy want to go hunting this weekend.
wife: i don’t think so, we have a baby shower to……..
(man slams man-chip on table)
man: i’m going hunting!
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