Mango Bango
an explicit s-xual act, popular amongst various beaner populations, in which a male, while whistling, is performing -n-l s-x on a bald, jump-roping female, while, also, allowing a three-legged dog of only 50 pounds or greater to perform anilingus on him. this act can only be considered a true mango bango if there is an ashy black guy jacking his meat whistle and simultaneously eating a ganny smith apple.
dude, i’m so totally tired, man. last night, me, my girl, my dog, and some black guy had a crazy–ss mango bango.
banging (f-cking) a girl’s mangos (b–bs).
also known as t-ty f-cking.
or
mango (b–bs) bango (f-cking), as in the girl is stroking you d-ck with her b–bs.
i got to mango bango her.
she gave me a mango bango.
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