manion

the best friend anyone could ever have, always reliable, the funniest person you will ever meet
the comedian up there is my best friend, he’s a real manion
someone who acts as if they have a below average iq (i.e. someone who has a mental r-t-rdation or acts as if they have one).
you are being such a manion right now.
to p-ss out with an open beverage in your hand and proceed to spill it all over yourself.
greg was really f-cked up last night and pulled a manion.
n. a man companion who you have not dtr’d as a boyfriend. not to be confused with manpanion.
andy: so are you going out with your boyfriend tonight?

amy: he isn’t my boyfriend. he is just my manion.
1. a disgusting, vile creature capable and willing to perform s-xual intercourse on any orifice small enough to provide friction for a notoriously small p-n-s. can be used as a verb or a noun.

2. an extreme case of acne. individuals with manion acne are typically reviled by god and should be avoided; exposure to pus excreted from the acne of these individuals can cause syphilis, contamination of the soul, impotence, and blindness.

3. a foul smelling creature.
1. n. wow, i can’t believe that guy f-cked a dead possum…i mean, really, what a manion!
v. did you hear billy’s going to prison? apparently he manioned his 8 year old sister.

2. stay away from mike, he’s got bad case of manion.

3. jesus, i bet you could smell that manion from outer sp-ce.