mankini
1. the source of my nightmares
2. borat’s favorite type of swim suit
1.
boy: (waking his mom up) mommy?
mom: what is it?
boy: there’s a monster in my closet.
mom: i thought you already got over your fear of monsters in the closet.
boy: yeah, but this one’s wearing a mankini.
2. oh, don’t mind that guy, it’s just borat in his mankini.
item of clothing worn by ed dale to accentuate his natural -ssets.
ed’s looking hot today, that mankini really brings out the blue in his eyes.
“man-kini” is a term used to describe a pair of short, tight swimming trunks worn by men. it is a combination of the words “man” and “bikini”. one could argue that because men don’t normally wear a top piece with their underwear that “man-kini” is a misnomer.
the style of bathing suit in question is more commonly refered as a “speedo”. “man-kini” is generally used as a deragotive label, implying the man in question is effeminate.
“look at the dandy over there in the man-kini.”
“i can’t stand watching professional male body building; they all wear those slingshot sized man-kinis.”
a conjugation of the word man and bikini. used to describe a tight, short swimming suit worn by men
” i might be partial to snapping a shot of my glutes in a man-kini.”
mankini, a bikini bottom, designed for a man, preferably not a chunkier man.
church was seen in the shower trailer wearing nothing but a mankini
does the “m” designator stand for “mankini”???
man version of a bakini
go put on your mankini and let’s get in the pool
a one piece t-back style bathing suit which is supported around the shoulders much like suspenders. seen on gay friendly beaches all over the world. only to be worn by the most flaaaaaaayming f-gs. if you are seen wearing a mankini you are the poster boy for gays……some people might call you f-ggadocious…….some might even say you are starving a for tube steak smothered in underwear or you are training to suck el-d-cko. everyone will see you as a dung punching -ss bandit.
that fruity b-st-rd wearing the mankini is handing out free p-sses to his -ss.
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