Mano De Dios
the phrase used to describe when a woman’s hand guides the male genitals into the “goal”, named after the infamous diego maradona goal, whereby he punched the ball into the net and said afterwards it was the “hand of god”, in the 1986 world cup match between argentina and england.
“as they had never before been together, wanda gently showed pedro the mano de dios.”
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