manoose
a rare species of spectacled moose. it is known to wander freely in the north-westerly region of “mannies” but makes weekly migrations to the midlands in seek of a mate.
manoose is a quiet, lovable beast and when startled it makes a noise that resembles a pigeon. his leg span is often described as his “spread” and he demonstrates this spread as a form of mating call.
person 1: “excuse me”
manoose:”cooo”
person 2:”manoose ye f-ckin’ b-st-rd”
“what’s that burning smell?”
“oh it’s manoose.”
“manoose? manoose?! manoose is on fire??!!”
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