march of the elephants


when a group of males march on their hands and knees in a circle, naked, while holding on to the p-n-s of the person marching in front of them.

this usually happens during a group, club, or fraternity hazing.
billy: what did you have to do to get into the secret society last semester?

tommy: don’t tell anyone… but they had us do the march of the elephants blindfolded! jimmy totally got a b-n-r!

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